Getting fat

Getting so so so so soooo fat but hey I CAN'T HELP IT, CAN I! well yeah I guess I could but I don't care. Well yeah I do care I look at my love handles every night and pat them to sleep cause theyre untamed animals now theyre saa big but anyway moving on.

The story of my love handles and winter fat brings me to this pic. I want it I want it i WANT IT. Perfect high waister bottoms to hide my sexy handles and the halter will give all you B cup ladies killer cleavage :) This is from one of my fav online stores modcloth.com- $89.95

NEED to get rid of all this junk in my miniature cupboard. I don't know what to do with it all because I can't bring myself to throw it all out and UGH I don't know. I am thinking of selling some of it for like $2 or something (just for kicks) but I don't know! It's just so messyyyy and I usually like my cupboard a little splattered but this... it is like an adventure in there trying to find a plain black t shirt :(
My new fave celebrity style icon- WILLOW SMITH. Will Smith's daughter just released her new song called 'whip my hair' and is signed with Jay Z and is NINE FREAKING years old. She is like an infusion of quirky/circus/metal. I wish I had hair like that :(
Oh and this is just to update you on my sketching! my first upload (now that I look back on it) was suppperrrrr gay and shitty. I hope you like titties, perverts!

Some things for you to look at

Behold, the most beautiful creature to ever walk this planet... Marion Cotillard.

Hello!

So it has been a billion years since I last posted anything, and yes, I did forget just for a little while that I had ever even created a blog. In the last 3 months of my absence I have worked like a nut (with my job at Baskins that is) and I was looking at my pay slip the other day to find out I have been doing 61.5 hours a fortnight! what sort of full time uni student does that! anyway, the hours has paid off, literally. The coinage is greaaaaaaattttt (sorry really feeling the need to brag about it) which means I have been able to purchase most things I want on the spot, rather than having to save and pace my expenses! ahhh ahh la vie est une grande!

Sooooo in this entry I'm just going to post some of the recent purchases I have made which I am thinking of strutting this Spring. (Oh how I love you Spring) First item-

These shoes were an excellent purchase from Rubi shoes. I have been looking for a cheap pair everywhere and couldn't find any cheaper than $200 and it was killlliiinnnggg me! and then someone told me to check out the pair they have at Rubi, which I did. I have worn them pretty much every weekend since I purchased them and they were a loving $49.95 :)

Second item is this cute as t shirt I purchased from T-Bar at Spencer street DFO. I am definitely not a t-shirt person but this one is awesome and I have teamed it many times with skirts, shorts and trackies. But most importantly, it is everyones favorite- MJ! (and his monkey, Bubbles) super cute super quirky :)

Third item is this oversized shirt I bought from an op shop. I think on the tag it says its a size 26 or something. The bigger the better! It is a massive win for my Spring wardrobe as its easily teamable with shorts skirts and pants. Plusssss it's black, so goes with anything! I'm pretty sure I didn't pay more then 6 dollars for it :)

Fourth item is another purchase from the op shop. Yes, I think I may have a fetish for oversized tops. Thin cotton material makes it the most comfortable wear, and the size of it is so convenient- can be worn as a dress or teamed with bottoms. It's really slouchy which is definitely my kind of thing plus I need something airy that doesn't highlight my winter fat (which I am desperately working on right now!!!)

Ok so the fifth item is definitely my fav! again, it's one of those things I had been looking for monnntthhhsss but couldn't find a pair unless I was willing to pay $600 but then! thennnn I found a pair at Glassons for $40 and I am pretty sure I cried when I cam across them in happiness. I've worn them to uni a couple of times and theyre so airryyyy and comfy to wear, mind you the weird stares I received were a little annoying. I like to take them a step further and team them with some heels and wear them out at night, rather than just using them during the day with flats!

soooooo I'm going to go to bed for now but I REALLY hope I have enough motivation tomorrow night to continue with my 3 month catch up blog!

adieu mes amours!

Easy

OK so I don't have much time on my hands (i have two consecutive exams which begin in two days!), so this entry is going to be only photo's. Enjoy x

Lady Gaga

American Apparell

Kate Moss

Gronia Khordi

35 months

Ok, so every week to calm myself from exam study anxiety, I go and watch a movie. This weeks movie was 'Get Him To The Greek'. It was seriously, probably the funniest movie I've watched since last years hit 'The Hangover'. Jonah Hill (who is now ridiculously fat and piggy) and Russell Brand (who is disturbingly sexy with his stuble, greasy hair and rock star persona) out together such a good movie. Jonah Hill was adorable (which was a massive change to his character in Superbad) and he's all about being a good boyfriend and avoiding drama etc. Anyway, seriously go watch it.. it was the best $15.00 I've ever spent. (actually not really, preety sure I've spent $15 on an amazing pair of harem pants which completes my life haha)

Ok, so I haven't posted a blog in like 2 weeks! and it's all because of the Devil.. also known as exams. And you study for exams cause you want to do well (or in my case, avoid that massive lecture from your crazy indian parents), but not only are exams just a waste of your fucking time, but a massive fat feeder. I HAVE PUT ON 3 KILOS IN THE PAST 4 WEEKS. 3 KILOS. not sure if it's noticable though. but still, right!!? RIGHTT!? All I do is eat. I have curry about twice a day, always have a massive meal at about 11.30 pm (i.e. some fish and chips or two sandwiches with a salad). I go through about 5 cans of coke a day, and I eat about a kilo's worth of chocolate. The picture on the left lasted me about 2 hours. It cost me $10. This is not good.. not good at all..

OK so moving on here are some of my recent discoveries. I haven't been able to make many in the past couple of weeks (refer to above paragraph) so please don't hate on my poor form :(

These are a pair of authentic pakistani 'chapals'. I had a relative send them to me from Bangladesh as my old pair have deteriorated and these things are the comfiest things you can ever put your feet in. They're absoulute leather so they mould to your feet shape, and they are mega quirky cute. My last ones were abit bland and subtle in colour, but I enjoy vibrant feel of these ones. yay!

This is the second fur vest I have ever invested in. It was $10, so I really felt the need to purchase this bad boy. Its a little big, but I think I like it that way? I'm not to sure. BUT! it is super soft and sometimes, I hold onto it in bed and rub the fur while I fall asleep... ok maybe you didn't need to know that..

Ok I'm going to go watch Scrubs now.
Ciao Cuties x

Procrastination!

Absolutely cannot bring myself to look at another book, read another line, or write another word! I hate you exams and I hope you die a very painful death.. very.. very painful death.. grr.
So if I know I'm not going to be able to bring myself to anymore studying, I might as well be productive in another way, right? right! I'm a massive amateur so don't laugh...



Sooo, my cousin is being stalked by some freak. And the thing is, the freak is a family friend. She's let this freak know that she is not interested, he's also about 20 years older than her, and his probably been at this little chase game for about a year now.. Last night, he sends her a message saying that he can't live with out her and he dreams of 'holding you tight in my arms' (massive spew right there). So after I finish writing this blog, I'm going to call this freak up, and put him in his place. And I'm a bit nervous, because he's like 40 years old something, but he's a freak, so I can get away with being a bitch right? right!

Alssooooooooo, it's fucking cold!

also also also, song of the day- Hey Soul Sister by Train

Sass and bide

I WANT THESE SO FREAKING BAD OH MY F'ING GOD

Never gets old!

Alan: Its not illegal, its frowned upon...like masturbating in an airplane.
Stu: Im pretty sure thats illegal too.
Alan: Yeah after 911 everyone got all sensitive..........thanks alot Bin Laden.

Alan: I'm free next week.... oh you what... next weeks no good for me... the Jonas Brothers are in town...

Alan: hello. how bout that ride in. i guess thats why they call it sin city hahaha. you guys might not know this but i consider myself a bit of a loner, i tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack but when my sister brought doug home i knew he was one of my own and my wolfpack it grew by one so there were two... there tw...o of us in the pack i was alone first in the pack and then doug joined in later and six months ago when doug introduced me to you guys i thought wait a second could it be and now i know for sure i just added two more guys to my wolfpack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil: [yelling from outside] Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!
Stu: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor Faggot.

Alan - Tigers love pepper . . . they hate cinnamon.

Prince of Persia

This week I watched the Prince of Persia. It was mediocre. I can't find any other word to describe it? I was definitely expecting more than what was given, although Jake Gyllenhaal looked amazing. He has this killer smile and it gets me everytimeeeee! Gemma Arterton looked beautiful in little arabian outfits strutting those hips of hers.
The effects were super shit and a lot of it was obvious animation. And the one thing that annoyed me (which normal people wouldn't have picked up on/ cared about really) is that they should have all been speaking arabic!! not english! and that too a very strong British accent! Ok, i don't want to talk about this movie anymore it's making me angry.

Here's a snappy of another outfit i wore out sometime this week. Excuse the poor form of my body at the moment. (actually wait, I've always had a poor form body, woops!)

Shoes: Sachi

Top: Cotton on Body
Necklace: Diva

High rise jeans: Bardot
(Btw the jeans were a pressie from a very good friend so I must give them credit)

So this week I had a friend telling me about how both her parents are having affairs we different people! Both parents aren't so subtle about it, one of them even comes home with hickey's on their neck! But everything at home is still fine. They all sit down at dinner like a happy family and talk about everything and hold hands to say grace! How weird is that right!? I wonder what I would do if both my parents were having affairs? I wonder what you would do?! Do you rat them both in? Do you encourage them to get a divorce? But this friend of mine is a massive sneak, and totally invaded the privacy of both her parents. Went through call logs, checked phone bills, hacked into their emails and chat accounts etc. hahahaha!
Also, SEX AND THE CITY IS OUT! GET ON ITTTTTT!!

Ciao Cuties x

This weeks findings

so this photo was from last friday night (HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY JUELZ BABY!). We had drinks at the Carlton Club and oh my effing god there was a giraffe sticking its neck/head through the freaking wall. This is the only picture i have of it (birthday girl in red) and it was realllyyyy wierd. and someone was saying that it was a real giraffe stuffed with some sort of hard filling (there's an actual name for that process but i forget what it is). anyway, check the pretty wall paper though!



Not sure if you guys watch 'The big Bang Theory' but check out this handsome cutie pie! it's RAJ (rajesh ramayan koothrappali), His real name is Kunal Nayyar and he is an absolute babe. This picture of him freaking fabulous. Had to share it with you all


Rhi-rhi in Israel doing some charity work! Not sure if she's wearing the most appropriate clothes when in Israel, but fuck, she looks good. highlights = amazinggggg!


This is my gorgeous fashionista bestie, Sammi. Had to get a shot of outfit. This s what she wore when we met up for a study date. Lace footless tights: France. teamed with Dock Martins (Camberwell market $50). Bit of a cutie, no?

anyway, this week has been shit! exam study (trying to grow a bear to attain more wisdom). But no seriously, men look SO much better with a beard/a good amount of stubble. furthermore, people this week have been extra annoying, maybe its coz everyday of this week its been 17 degrees and shitty weather means shitty people?

Also, look out for me at Baskin and Robins! (no i will not say which one, apart from the clue that it is definitely in Melbourne). And if you notice me, and mention Jumpfash, I'll hook you up with a triple scoop cone of your choice! and everybody knows ice cream is the best in winter. BTW IT IS OFFICIALLY WINTER!

Ciao Cuties x

Red Lippy and Gold Jewels

I know, I am major behind on this trend. But the thing is I'd never found the perfect color for my brown (latte?) complexion. And the other day, I found the perfect red! and I know... you must be like 'red IS one color?' but behold the many colorsssssss !
I don't know the technical names for all these colors but i'm just trying to make a point that they're all red and they're all different shades obviously.
Some really good quality red lipsticks are sold by the following brands:

Nars Lipstick in Jungle Red
Chanel Rouge Hydrabase Creme in Fire
Estee Lauder Hydra Lustre Lipstick in Rich Red
MAC Lipstick in Russian Red


Here are some sexy ladies who pull off a nice red lippy...

Dita Von Teese

Katherine Heigl

So my other phase at the moment; heaps and heaps of gold! chunky, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, rings.. the lot really :) It's currently EOFYs (end of financial year sales) and a store which may tickle you pickle at the moment is Diva. I know... good old Diva. I don't understand why so many people dislike the store? is it because they cater for 5 year old girls as well? SO WHAT! anyway, literally, half the stock in all Diva stores are $7 and under. Last Friday I went shopping (by myself.. it's fun to go by yourself.. right?) and found myself walking out of Diva $40 poorer/ about a kilo's worth of jewelery heavier ! here's some of the stuff I bought...

Struggling

.. to finish uni assignments! In the hope that some blogging might inspire an introduction to my politics essay, I've started on my fourth blog! (yes, I do feel the dire need to announce what number blog I'm upto)So if you're a melbournian, you'd be familiar with the free newspapers provided on train services- The MX. And so today, there was something in the MX which was really interesting:"Forced stop at red light;The days of running red lights may be numbered. IBM has applied for a patent that covers "a method for managing engines in response to a traffic signal".
If you're crawling through traffic in 2025 and approach a traffic light, IBM hopes it will be able to take control of your car..... "
DUDE like what the hellllll! I don't want some computer controlling my car! What if I had a lady in my car who was about to give birth whom I needed to get to the hospital asap. What if I'm being chased by Italian mafia people. What happens when Fast and Furious tries to make a 4th movie!? WHAT IF!

Also, I'm not sure if you noticed, but there's this typo in my last blog title. haha! I have this stubby little fingers which are prone to typo's haha.
anyway here's some stuff for you freaks to look at:

Pixie Market- Knit and Thread Necklace $173

Pixie Market-White bowtie leather bib $103

This was a top I made from this old dress I had. Looking forward to the many wear's I'll be getting out of this one!