Procrastination!

Absolutely cannot bring myself to look at another book, read another line, or write another word! I hate you exams and I hope you die a very painful death.. very.. very painful death.. grr.
So if I know I'm not going to be able to bring myself to anymore studying, I might as well be productive in another way, right? right! I'm a massive amateur so don't laugh...



Sooo, my cousin is being stalked by some freak. And the thing is, the freak is a family friend. She's let this freak know that she is not interested, he's also about 20 years older than her, and his probably been at this little chase game for about a year now.. Last night, he sends her a message saying that he can't live with out her and he dreams of 'holding you tight in my arms' (massive spew right there). So after I finish writing this blog, I'm going to call this freak up, and put him in his place. And I'm a bit nervous, because he's like 40 years old something, but he's a freak, so I can get away with being a bitch right? right!

Alssooooooooo, it's fucking cold!

also also also, song of the day- Hey Soul Sister by Train

Sass and bide

I WANT THESE SO FREAKING BAD OH MY F'ING GOD

Never gets old!

Alan: Its not illegal, its frowned upon...like masturbating in an airplane.
Stu: Im pretty sure thats illegal too.
Alan: Yeah after 911 everyone got all sensitive..........thanks alot Bin Laden.

Alan: I'm free next week.... oh you what... next weeks no good for me... the Jonas Brothers are in town...

Alan: hello. how bout that ride in. i guess thats why they call it sin city hahaha. you guys might not know this but i consider myself a bit of a loner, i tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack but when my sister brought doug home i knew he was one of my own and my wolfpack it grew by one so there were two... there tw...o of us in the pack i was alone first in the pack and then doug joined in later and six months ago when doug introduced me to you guys i thought wait a second could it be and now i know for sure i just added two more guys to my wolfpack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil: [yelling from outside] Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!
Stu: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor Faggot.

Alan - Tigers love pepper . . . they hate cinnamon.

Prince of Persia

This week I watched the Prince of Persia. It was mediocre. I can't find any other word to describe it? I was definitely expecting more than what was given, although Jake Gyllenhaal looked amazing. He has this killer smile and it gets me everytimeeeee! Gemma Arterton looked beautiful in little arabian outfits strutting those hips of hers.
The effects were super shit and a lot of it was obvious animation. And the one thing that annoyed me (which normal people wouldn't have picked up on/ cared about really) is that they should have all been speaking arabic!! not english! and that too a very strong British accent! Ok, i don't want to talk about this movie anymore it's making me angry.

Here's a snappy of another outfit i wore out sometime this week. Excuse the poor form of my body at the moment. (actually wait, I've always had a poor form body, woops!)

Shoes: Sachi

Top: Cotton on Body
Necklace: Diva

High rise jeans: Bardot
(Btw the jeans were a pressie from a very good friend so I must give them credit)

So this week I had a friend telling me about how both her parents are having affairs we different people! Both parents aren't so subtle about it, one of them even comes home with hickey's on their neck! But everything at home is still fine. They all sit down at dinner like a happy family and talk about everything and hold hands to say grace! How weird is that right!? I wonder what I would do if both my parents were having affairs? I wonder what you would do?! Do you rat them both in? Do you encourage them to get a divorce? But this friend of mine is a massive sneak, and totally invaded the privacy of both her parents. Went through call logs, checked phone bills, hacked into their emails and chat accounts etc. hahahaha!
Also, SEX AND THE CITY IS OUT! GET ON ITTTTTT!!

Ciao Cuties x

This weeks findings

so this photo was from last friday night (HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY JUELZ BABY!). We had drinks at the Carlton Club and oh my effing god there was a giraffe sticking its neck/head through the freaking wall. This is the only picture i have of it (birthday girl in red) and it was realllyyyy wierd. and someone was saying that it was a real giraffe stuffed with some sort of hard filling (there's an actual name for that process but i forget what it is). anyway, check the pretty wall paper though!



Not sure if you guys watch 'The big Bang Theory' but check out this handsome cutie pie! it's RAJ (rajesh ramayan koothrappali), His real name is Kunal Nayyar and he is an absolute babe. This picture of him freaking fabulous. Had to share it with you all


Rhi-rhi in Israel doing some charity work! Not sure if she's wearing the most appropriate clothes when in Israel, but fuck, she looks good. highlights = amazinggggg!


This is my gorgeous fashionista bestie, Sammi. Had to get a shot of outfit. This s what she wore when we met up for a study date. Lace footless tights: France. teamed with Dock Martins (Camberwell market $50). Bit of a cutie, no?

anyway, this week has been shit! exam study (trying to grow a bear to attain more wisdom). But no seriously, men look SO much better with a beard/a good amount of stubble. furthermore, people this week have been extra annoying, maybe its coz everyday of this week its been 17 degrees and shitty weather means shitty people?

Also, look out for me at Baskin and Robins! (no i will not say which one, apart from the clue that it is definitely in Melbourne). And if you notice me, and mention Jumpfash, I'll hook you up with a triple scoop cone of your choice! and everybody knows ice cream is the best in winter. BTW IT IS OFFICIALLY WINTER!

Ciao Cuties x

Red Lippy and Gold Jewels

I know, I am major behind on this trend. But the thing is I'd never found the perfect color for my brown (latte?) complexion. And the other day, I found the perfect red! and I know... you must be like 'red IS one color?' but behold the many colorsssssss !
I don't know the technical names for all these colors but i'm just trying to make a point that they're all red and they're all different shades obviously.
Some really good quality red lipsticks are sold by the following brands:

Nars Lipstick in Jungle Red
Chanel Rouge Hydrabase Creme in Fire
Estee Lauder Hydra Lustre Lipstick in Rich Red
MAC Lipstick in Russian Red


Here are some sexy ladies who pull off a nice red lippy...

Dita Von Teese

Katherine Heigl

So my other phase at the moment; heaps and heaps of gold! chunky, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, rings.. the lot really :) It's currently EOFYs (end of financial year sales) and a store which may tickle you pickle at the moment is Diva. I know... good old Diva. I don't understand why so many people dislike the store? is it because they cater for 5 year old girls as well? SO WHAT! anyway, literally, half the stock in all Diva stores are $7 and under. Last Friday I went shopping (by myself.. it's fun to go by yourself.. right?) and found myself walking out of Diva $40 poorer/ about a kilo's worth of jewelery heavier ! here's some of the stuff I bought...

Struggling

.. to finish uni assignments! In the hope that some blogging might inspire an introduction to my politics essay, I've started on my fourth blog! (yes, I do feel the dire need to announce what number blog I'm upto)So if you're a melbournian, you'd be familiar with the free newspapers provided on train services- The MX. And so today, there was something in the MX which was really interesting:"Forced stop at red light;The days of running red lights may be numbered. IBM has applied for a patent that covers "a method for managing engines in response to a traffic signal".
If you're crawling through traffic in 2025 and approach a traffic light, IBM hopes it will be able to take control of your car..... "
DUDE like what the hellllll! I don't want some computer controlling my car! What if I had a lady in my car who was about to give birth whom I needed to get to the hospital asap. What if I'm being chased by Italian mafia people. What happens when Fast and Furious tries to make a 4th movie!? WHAT IF!

Also, I'm not sure if you noticed, but there's this typo in my last blog title. haha! I have this stubby little fingers which are prone to typo's haha.
anyway here's some stuff for you freaks to look at:

Pixie Market- Knit and Thread Necklace $173

Pixie Market-White bowtie leather bib $103

This was a top I made from this old dress I had. Looking forward to the many wear's I'll be getting out of this one!

Sunday mornin' fain is falinnn'

Sunday mornin' rain is falin' du du dup du du dup du du du du duuuuu
It's Sunday morning but rain isn't actually falling (thank god) but it is freaking freezing and I'm having a real hate affair with the weather. Waking up in the morning and trying to pull the doona off is probably the biggest struggle I've ever had to face!
OK WORK JUST CALLED ME I'M LATE! I'll resume writing this in about 8 hours!

(about 10 hours later...) Ha i hate work! But to comfort my post-work grumpiness I went and watched The Back Up Plan and it was surprisingly good! Not so much a fan of Alex O'Loughlin though.. he comes across as abit of a... girl? I don't know.. he just seems really small and petite.. But the movie all up was preety good.. some good laughs!

OK sooo something else I wanted to share with you is my absolute love for Daim Chocolate!!! The crave began again yesterday after a friend of mine told me he was at Ikea doing some furniture shopping- which also happens to be like the only place they stock Daim chocolate! If you haven't ever had any you are truly missing out on the real luxuries life has to give!

So I work at the movies right. And I've been working there for about 2 years or something? Something like that.. anyway! so today, for the first time in my 2 years of being there, i found a condom on the floor whilst cleaning a cinema! haha! it was exciting but then not as exciting as the time I actually walked in on people going at in some santa clause/christmas movie (you know how every year during christmas there's like 2/3 santa clause movies? it was one of those. not to mention I absolutely LOVE those movies) and it was seriously the funniest thing I'd seen in my lifeeee! I didn't know how to interrupt and tell them to stop, 'cause I mean... how am I supposed to tap someone on the shoulder whose in the middle of a bone and say 'excuse me can you please stop having sex?'. Anyway, so I eventually flashed the light on his ass (yes, he was on top) until he realized, and then asked them to leave to the premises (I know.. so tight! but it had to be done!)

Also during my gazzilion hour shift today, all I could think about was this dress I found on the net this morning. Behold.... Mod Cloth - Selective Potential Dress $54.99

I KNOW RIGHT.. LOOK AT THE PRICE! It's mainly the price which has got me whipped. But if that didn't get you as excited as it did me, maybe this will?

American Apparel Lace (and yeah those are American Apparel Employees.. only the sexiest people alive?)

OK I have to go to bed now 'cause I have this strict bedtime (trying to wake up in time for uni and not being such a drop kick) Life is preety good right now. Tonight, something happened to me which felt like a tonne of bricks were lifted off my chest. I hope if you're feeling shitty, or something heavy (i.e. bricks/elephants/lamps) is resting on your chest, goes away.. really soon. Be happy, don't worry.

Ciao Cuties x

Things I dream of

It's autumn right now, but it may as well be winter. We've been averaging on about 17 degrees the past week, but usually there's been a nice sunny warmth pushing through around mid day.
Winter also calls for a new wardrobeeeeee! (not really, if you're like me everyday calls for a new wardrobe)I've had my eyes on a few things, but me being the common poor uni student, do not have enough funds to purchase the following items :(

Tony Bianco - Nemesis - $190

Rafia Ribbon polka dot Ribbon hat - $29.95 (for that sunny part of the day I'm talking about)

Ladakh - Apprentice Bow Skirt - $89.95

KFHDL DJH DLKJFH DSJH AKJHL FDKJH!!!
anyhoooowwww... It's almost 12pm and I haven't left my room yet 'cause I don't want my mum to realize I'm awake (once she does, she'll hand me cleaning gloves and a mop or something). So I think I might just hang around in my room and start on my politics assignment due in 2 days (oh shit I just realized how close two days away is).
Ciao Cuties x

oh p.s I found this on the net last night. Its so cute/funny!

virgin coming through !

I just spent about 90 minutes writing up my first blog and uploaded a gazillion photos.. then just as I submit it, this stupid screen comes up telling me I'm not registered. This evokes a great sense of frustration! I debated over scrapping the whole blog thing for about 20 minutes and then jumped back online 'cause I do this thing, where when I fail at something the first time, I don't think to try again. I know, it's really pathetic of me, but look now!.. I'm giving this blog a second chance!

I'm 18 (I look like I'm 15 though)
I 'm a lazy arts student
I like blackjack and pizza shapes and the soda-coke they sell at McDonalds
I'm extremely stingy and am always searching for bargains (only as of recently- poor uni student)
My bedroom in a junkyard
I'm running out of perfume
I HATE Melbourne weather

I'm not sure what my blog is exactly going to be about.. so please bare with me here. I DO want to however share with you all- new fashion/styles.. things I enjoy/dislike.. things I find weird/cool and maybe share a few secrets :)

So in the photo of me above, I'm in a sneaky little alleyway/sidestreet just off Flinders. I like sneaky things. I like sneaky places and sneaky people.
I'm wearing my FAVOURITEST jumper everrrr. I purchased it from a Savers mega store in Brunswick. It cost me $6. I like cheap things and am always hunting for bargains.

Hopefully, if I dont spend all of tomorow being a slave for my mum and cleaning the house for her stupid curry party, I'll commence with my second blog ever!!

Ciao Cuties x